Brooklyn College decision reversal
The class of 2026 will be able to cross the stage at graduation. YIPEEE
A letter to pizza
Dear Pizza, I love you. That is all. Love, Pizza Muncher
The secret to becoming 220 lean
You are probably here looking for the secret to being 220 lean. When I find it I’ll let you know. I hope it’s soon. Don’t forget to hit legs!
A message to my past self before college
It is so much worse than you could have thought. You will get through this but it won’t be pretty. Also, a lot of people are going to unfollow eachother right after graduation then try to add you on Linkedin. Did I add them back? Some of them. Did I do it annoyed. You know…
Do I think Mamdani is a good mayor for NYC?
No. No, I do not. I am baffled by almost everything he does. Just wow.
My controversial take on Awkwafina…
I think Awkwafina is funny and that is the END of this discussion.
Do colleges need saunas?
This article goes out to that one redditor fighting every day to convince their school and student body to open the sauna again. We don’t stand with you but we see you.
A poem to Spirit Airlines. Rest in peace beautiful.
Spirit Airlines don’t go. I wish time could go slow. When I was broke you were there. Now I wipe my tears with my hair. Spirit airlines you were treated as a mutt. Your seats had no room for my butt. Spirit Airlines I love you. To save you I would give my left shoe.…
The winner takes it all.
Just heard someone say the winner take it all and the loser takes none. Damn, that really stuck to me. Little things are a win too. If you’re reading this you’re alive so you’re winning too.
Do Professors really teach in college?
My opinion is no. The majority do not teach well and frankly don’t care if you learn. This is only my opinion though. Some good professors are out there. Good Luck Charlie!
Are you the problem?
With an echo chamber of idiots in the world this is a difficult question to answer. Sometimes you need to deeply reflect like our little robot friend in the picture. The quick answer is sometimes you are and sometimes you aren’t. Yet, if you’re reading this you are probably looking for sympathy and validation. I…
Is college fun? The truth.
Warning: The truth hurts. The answer is: No, sorry. Stay strong.